1000 Ways to Die (2009) is a documentary, comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch 1000 Ways to Die online in HD.
1000 Ways to Die — Storyline
The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Thom Beers
- Starring: Ron Perlman
1000 Ways to Die — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2009-02-08 |
| Seasons | 4 |
| Episodes | 71 |
| Genre | Documentary, Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Network | Spike |
| Status | Ended |
| Rating | 7.7/10 (435 votes) |
1000 Ways to Die — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: Unforced Errors (2009-02-08) — 208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler.
422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand.
92 Fang Banged A drunk man f
- E2: Death Over Easy (2009-02-08) — 293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal.
713 DiveBombed: Fri
- E3: Dead and Deader (2009-02-15) — A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
- E4: Death Gets Busy (2009-02-22) — A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
- E5: The Lighter Side of Death (2009-03-01) — A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
- E6: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead (2009-03-08) — A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
- E7: Death Be Not Stupid (2009-03-15) — A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
- E8: Cure for the Common Death (2009-03-22) — The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking – a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two
- E9: Death: A User's Manual (2009-03-29) — An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
- E10: I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) (2009-04-05) — A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
Season 2
- E1: Death On Arrival (2009-12-06) — A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
- E2: Death Bites! (2009-12-09) — Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
- E3: Up With Death (2009-12-16) — A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
- E4: Putting a Happy Face on Death (2009-12-30) — Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
- E5: Bringing in the Dead (2010-01-06) — A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula
- E6: Gratefully Dead (2010-01-13) — A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
- E7: Come On Get Deathy (2010-01-20) — An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
- E8: Death Watch (2010-01-27) — A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
- E9: Waking Up Dead (2010-02-03) — A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
- E10: You're dead! LOL! (2010-02-10) — Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
- E11: Dead to Rights (2010-02-17) — A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown get
- E12: Dead on Dead (2010-02-24) — A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
Season 3
- E1: Death on a Stick (2010-08-03) — A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
- E2: Putting a Smiley Face on Death (2010-09-14) — Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
- E3: Stupid Is as Stupid Dies (2010-09-21) — A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
- E4: Dead Wrongs (2010-09-28) — Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
- E5: Fatal Distractions (2010-10-05) — A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-h
- E6: The End Is Weird (2010-10-19) — A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
- E7: Hurry Up and Die (2010-10-26) — An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
- E8: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap (2010-11-02) — A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
- E9: Young, Dumb and Full of Death (2010-11-09) — A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
- E10: Deep Fried Death (2010-12-08) — Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
- E11: Cure for the Common Death Pt. II (2010-12-15) — A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown get
- E12: Sudden Death (2010-12-22) — A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
- E13: Dying to Tell the Story (2010-12-29) — A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against comput
- E14: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You (2011-01-15) — The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse
- E15: The One About Dumb People Dying! (2011-02-08) — A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
- E16: Getting a Rise from the Dead (2011-02-16) — A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
- E17: Ready or Not, Here Comes Death (2011-02-23) — A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous t
- E18: Grave Errors (2011-03-02) — A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict
- E19: Killing Them Softly (2011-03-09) — A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed jus
- E20: Better Them Than Us (2011-03-16) — A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
- E21: Dead Before They Know It (2011-03-23) — A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy poi
- E22: Stupid Is as Death Does (2011-03-30) — A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that lon
- E23: Mister Death (2011-04-06) — A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head duri
- E24: Death, The New Black (2011-07-18) — A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pag
- E25: Death Be a Lady Tonight (2011-07-25) — An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an
- E26: Today’s Special: Death (2011-08-01) — A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing pol
- E27: Eat, Pray Die (2011-08-08) — A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a shar
- E28: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead! (2011-08-15) — A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked,
- E29: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever (2011-08-22) — A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded
- E30: Death: One Size Fits All (2011-08-29) — A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
- E31: Deadliest Kitsch (2011-10-24) — Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
- E32: Grave Decisions (2011-10-31) — Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
- E33: Dirt Nap (2011-11-07) — A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kill
- E34: Death Takes a Vacation (2011-11-14) — Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
- E35: Wild Wild Death (2011-11-21) — An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
- E36: Death Penalties (2012-01-25) — Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets
- E37: Die-abestic (2012-02-01) — A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager
- E38: Star Death: The Last Generation (2012-02-08) — Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings
- E39: Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral” (2012-02-22) — Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a li
- E40: Sor-Dead Affair (2012-02-29) — A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, a
- E41: Locked and Low Dead (2012-02-29) — Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad
Season 4
- E1: Enter the Ferret (2012-03-12) — A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a f
- E2: Think Globally, Die Locally (2012-03-19) — A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a war
- E3: Tweets from the Dead (2012-03-26) — A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
- E4: A New App Called Death (2012-04-02) — A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
- E5: Death Certificates (2012-07-15) — A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a dir
- E6: Crying Over Spilled Blood (2012-07-15) — Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
- E7: It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World (2012-07-15) — Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
- E8: Death, The Final Frontier (2012-07-15) — Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does 1000 Ways to Die have? 4 season(s) with 71 episodes.
Who created 1000 Ways to Die? Thom Beers.
Where can I watch 1000 Ways to Die? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.