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Two and a Half Men — Storyline

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Cast & Crew

• Created by: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
• Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell

Two and a Half Men — Series Details

Two and a Half Men — Episode Guide

Season 1

• E1: Pilot (2003-09-22) — Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
• E2: Big Flappy Bastards (2003-09-29) — Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps g
• E3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003-10-06) — Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
• E4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (2003-10-13) — Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating
• E5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (2003-10-20) — Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
• E6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (2003-10-27) — The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
• E7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (2003-11-03) — Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the sur
• E8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful (2003-11-10) — Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
• E9: Phase One, Complete (2003-11-17) — Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
• E10: Merry Thanksgiving (2003-11-24) — Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
• E11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (2003-12-15) — When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
• E12: Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004-01-05) — Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
• E13: Sarah Like Puny Alan (2004-01-12) — Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
• E14: I Can't Afford Hyenas (2004-02-02) — Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
• E15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (2004-02-09) — Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
• E16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2004-02-16) — Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
• E17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (2004-02-23) — Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospit
• E18: An Old Flame With a New Wick (2004-03-01) — Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
• E19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004-03-22) — Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
• E20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004-04-19) — Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
• E21: No Sniffing, No Wowing (2004-05-03) — Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
• E22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (2004-05-10) — When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
• E23: Just Like Buffalo (2004-05-17) — When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
• E24: Can You Feel My Finger? (2004-05-24) — Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Season 2

• E1: Back Off, Mary Poppins (2004-09-20) — Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
• E2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004-09-27) — Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
• E3: A Bag Full of Jawea (2004-10-04) — Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
• E4: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004-10-11) — Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi princ
• E5: Bad News from the Clinic? (2004-10-18) — Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
• E6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004-10-25) — Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
• E7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2004-11-08) — Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
• E8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004-11-15) — Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decid
• E9: Yes, Monsignor (2004-11-22) — When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husb
• E10: The Salmon Under My Sweater (2004-11-29) — Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more a
• E11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2004-12-13) — After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making
• E12: A Lungful of Alan (2005-01-03) — Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
• E13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) (2005-01-17) — After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission.
• E14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005-01-31) — The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospita
• E15: Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005-02-07) — Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
• E16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005-02-14) — When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. Wh
• E17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! (2005-02-21) — After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a
• E18: It Was 'Mame', Mom (2005-03-07) — Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife
• E19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005-03-21) — After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to as
• E20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005-04-18) — Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
• E21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005-05-02) — Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Char
• E22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005-05-09) — Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a bli
• E23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005-05-16) — Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar aft
• E24: Does This Smell Funny to You? (2005-05-23) — Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Season 3

• E1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (2005-09-19) — After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
• E2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (2005-09-26) — Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic offi
• E3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (2005-10-03) — Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman – his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere
• E4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (2005-10-10) — Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
• E5: We Called It Mr. Pinky (2005-10-17) — Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
• E6: Hi, Mr. Horned One (2005-10-24) — Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
• E7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (2005-11-07) — Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when
• E8: That Voodoo That I Do Do (2005-11-14) — Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
• E9: Madame and Her Special Friend (2005-11-21) — One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
• E10: Something Salted and Twisted (2005-11-28) — Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
• E11: Santa's Village of the Damned (2005-12-19) — Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
• E12: That Special Tug (2006-01-09) — Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
• E13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (2006-01-23) — Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
• E14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (2006-02-06) — Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
• E15: My Tongue Is Meat (2006-02-27) — Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to
• E16: Ergo, the Booty Call (2006-03-06) — Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charl
• E17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (2006-03-13) — Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is havi
• E18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006-03-20) — Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because h
• E19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (2006-04-10) — Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense
• E20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (2006-04-24) — Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
• E21: And the Plot Moistens (2006-05-01) — Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of th
• E22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie (2006-05-08) — A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember thei
• E23: Arguments for the Quickie (2006-05-15) — Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for he
• E24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006-05-22) — Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas

Season 4

• E1: Working for Caligula (2006-09-18) — Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
• E2: Who Is This Vod Kanockers? (2006-09-25) — Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a nois
• E3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006-10-02) — Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
• E4: A Pot-Smokin' Monkey (2006-10-09) — Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
• E5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (2006-10-16) — Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due
• E6: Apologies for the Frivolity (2006-10-23) — Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.
• E7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006-11-06) — Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
• E8: Release the Dogs (2006-11-13) — Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through li
• E9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006-11-20) — Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
• E10: Kissing Abe Lincoln (2006-11-27) — Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
• E11: Walnuts and Demerol (2006-12-11) — Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
• E12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (2007-01-08) — Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
• E13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer (2007-01-22) — Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
• E14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (2007-02-05) — Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
• E15: My Damn Stalker (2007-02-12) — Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
• E16: Young People Have Phlegm Too (2007-02-19) — Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
• E17: I Merely Slept with a Commie (2007-02-26) — After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funer
• E18: It Never Rains in Hooterville (2007-03-19) — Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
• E19: Smooth as a Ken Doll (2007-04-09) — Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
• E20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2007-04-16) — Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
• E21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007-04-23) — Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
• E22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (2007-04-30) — Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
• E23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' (2007-05-07) — Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.
• E24: Prostitutes and Gelato (2007-05-14) — Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

Season 5

• E1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (2007-09-24) — Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
• E2: Media Room Slash Dungeon (2007-10-01) — Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
• E3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (2007-10-08) — Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfrien
• E4: City of Great Racks (2007-10-15) — Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
• E5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007-10-22) — Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
• E6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (2007-10-29) — Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
• E7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (2007-11-05) — After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
• E8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (2007-11-12) — Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
• E9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (2007-11-19) — Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
• E10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (2007-11-26) — Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
• E11: Meander to Your Dander (2008-03-17) — When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
• E12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (2008-03-24) — Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
• E13: The Soil Is Moist (2008-03-31) — Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
• E14: Winky-Dink Time (2008-04-14) — Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
• E15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (2008-04-21) — Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
• E16: Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty (2008-04-28) — Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
• E17: Fish in a Drawer (2008-05-05) — CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
• E18: If My Hole Could Talk (2008-05-12) — Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
• E19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (2008-05-19) — When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Season 6

• E1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (2008-09-22) — In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
• E2: Pie Hole, Herb (2008-09-29) — Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After
• E3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict (2008-10-06) — Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
• E4: The Flavin' and the Mavin' (2008-10-13) — Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
• E5: A Jock Strap in Hell (2008-10-20) — Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
• E6: It's Always Nazi Week (2008-11-03) — When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
• E7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2008-11-10) — Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declare
• E8: Pinocchio's Mouth (2008-11-17) — Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake ini
• E9: The Mooch at the Boo (2008-11-24) — Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
• E10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (2008-12-08) — Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culina
• E11: The Devil's Lube (2008-12-15) — Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
• E12: Thank God for Scoliosis (2009-01-12) — Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
• E13: I Think You Offended Don (2009-01-19) — Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
• E14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009-02-02) — Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
• E15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat (2009-02-09) — Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
• E16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (2009-03-02) — Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
• E17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (2009-03-09) — Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
• E18: My Son's Enormous Head (2009-03-16) — Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
• E19: The Two Finger Rule (2009-03-30) — After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
• E20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau (2009-04-13) — Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
• E21: Above Exalted Cyclops (2009-04-27) — Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
• E22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (2009-05-04) — Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
• E23: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth (2009-05-11) — Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
• E24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids (2009-05-18) — Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospit

Frequently Asked Questions

How many seasons does Two and a Half Men have? 12 season(s) with 262 episodes.

Who created Two and a Half Men? Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre.

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.