Son of the Beach (2000) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Son of the Beach online in HD.
Son of the Beach — Storyline
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Timothy Stack, James R. Stein
- Starring: Timothy Stack, Jaime Bergman, Leila Arcieri, Kimberly Oja, Lisa Banes, Roland Kickinger, Amy Weber
Son of the Beach — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2000-03-14 |
| Seasons | 3 |
| Episodes | 42 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Network | FX |
| Status | Ended |
| Rating | 6.3/10 (35 votes) |
Son of the Beach — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: With Sex You Get Eggroll (2000-03-14) — The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She
- E2: Silence of the Clams (2000-03-21) — A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
- E3: In the G-Hetto (2000-03-28) — When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then
- E4: Love, Native American Style (2000-04-04) — Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Altho
- E5: Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (2000-04-11) — When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove su
- E6: Fanny and the Professor (2000-04-18) — The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
- E7: Eat My Muffin (2000-08-01) — When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the
- E8: Miso Honei (2000-08-08) — When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the
- E9: South of Her Border (2000-08-15) — When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? A
- E10: Day of the Jackass (2000-08-22) — Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy
- E11: A Star Is Boned (2000-08-29) — The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Stre
- E12: Attack of the Cocktopuss (2000-09-05) — When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world.
Chip sings for a rock band.
- E13: Mario Putzo's… The Last Dong (2000-09-12) — Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.
Season 2
- E1: B.J. Blue Hawaii (2001-03-13) — Notch gets honored by the Hawaiian Tropic so he and the gang go to Hawaii. Notch meets up with an old friend and discovers that his daughter is a drug lord growing Marijuana, Coca
- E2: From Russia with Johnson (2001-03-20) — Notch and his unit must stop a Russian terrorist.
- E3: Remember Her Titans (2001-03-27) — Jamaica's boyfriend has a problem with gambling, and is majorly in debt. Since Jamaica's boyfriend doesn't have the money, he is told by the bookie that he will let it slide if he
- E4: Rod Strikes Back (2001-04-03) — Rod returns and wants his revenge on everyone, Especially for B.J.; Chip's dog ""shitsu"" (sp?) arrives at Malibu Adjacent and challenges Steve.
- E5: Queefer Madness (2001-04-10) — The beach is terrorized by a gang of bad boys.
- E6: Light My Firebush (2001-04-17) — Notch hires his half Indian sister as a life guard and uses savages techniques to help the beach.
B.J. is reunited with her mother Ima Cummings. But her (step) daddy butts in her
- E7: Chip's a Goy (2001-04-24) — Needing some R&R, the Gang heads to the tranquil Middle East. Their visit with Notch's Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein, is cut short, however, when evil terrorist group HUMMU
- E8: A Tale of Two Johnsons (2001-05-29) — When an evil crime syndicate clones an operative to look like Notch, the Gang is suddenly seeing double. The real Notch Johnson must stop ""Evil Notch"" from wreaking havoc in Mali
- E9: It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (2001-06-05) — The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent, and someone is killing beautiful, naked women because he feels they are 'Dirty'. Mayor Anita wants to cover up the story, but SPF-30 is a
- E10: It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! (2001-06-12) — Jamaica is chosen as the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle <em>Catastrophe</em>; Notch goes undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School when a student h
- E11: The Island of Dr. Merlot (2001-01-19) — B.J. and Notch crashes on an island while riding in his airplane, Dr. Merlot decides to make them his throphys.
- E12: The Sexorcist (2001-06-26) — Jamaica has just come back from her vacation and came back with gifts, including a bottle that everyone was afraid of when she was there. Jamaica gives the bottle to B.J. and she
- E13: Grand Prix (2001-07-03) — Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's ol
- E14: Area 69 (2001-07-10) — When B.J. is impregnated and then abducted, Notch knows that there's trouble afoot. And when his old Vietnam/F.B.I. buddy Captain Enteneille warns Notch to stay off B.J.'s case, No
- E15: Booger Nights (2001-07-17) — Quotes:
Notch: ""Here's a picture of my head. And here's a picture of my face.""
Season 3
- E1: Penetration Island (2002-06-18) — Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at ""UBM"" wanting higher ratings. When they get there, they are to play ""Penetration Island"", where the gran
- E2: Saturday Night Queefer (2002-06-25) — Johnny Queefer returns to town to take on his dreams of becoming a broadway star. Johnny dances at one point with Porcelain and drops her and she cuts open her breasts and all the
- E3: In the Line of Booty (2002-07-02) — Someone tries to kill rapper Larry ""Biggy"" Little, and Jamaica's new rapper boyfriend is blamed.
- E4: Three Days of the Condom (2002-07-09) — When Notch's gang finds out that B.J. has gone missing from her D.C. internship, the gang travels to D.C. to find her. Having almost given up, Notch and the SPF-30 finally get thei
- E5: Witness for the Prostitution (2002-07-16) — Notch is honored at the State Univeristy College of Malibu Adjacent (S.U.C.M.A., home of the Cocks) with the opening of a lavatory science building named after him. But all is not
- E6: The Gay Team (2002-07-23) — A villain named ""Heinous Anus"" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a place called ""Gaytrix"". Chip ends up being captured by He
- E7: You Only Come Once (2002-07-30) — Stinkfinger wants revenge on the people of the world because he didn't get workman's compensation because of an explosion that occured where he was working and he seeks revenge by
- E8: Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (2002-08-06) — When foreign lifeguards start getting killed at the Lifeguard of the Year Convention, Notch is forced to watch over his Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein.
- E9: Godfather Knows Best (2002-08-13) — Jamaica is shocked when Vinnie Fellachio claims to be the father she has never known.
- E10: Empty the Dragon (2002-08-20) — Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. To Porcelain's dismay, the blonde Kimberlee gets all the atten
- E11: The Long Hot Johnson (2002-08-27) — Notch's old wet nurse Aunt Jizzy and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of
- E12: Taco Lips Now (1) (2002-09-17) — In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze ""improperly disposed of"" the village of Tam Pon. Kooze implores Notch to ""never tell"" about
- E13: Jailhouse Notch (2) (2002-09-24) — Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he breaks out and begins his search for Colonel Kooze so he can clea
- E14: Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) (2002-10-01) — ""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimb
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does Son of the Beach have? 3 season(s) with 42 episodes.
Who created Son of the Beach? Timothy Stack, James R. Stein.
Where can I watch Son of the Beach? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.
