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Almost Live! (1984) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Almost Live! online in HD.

Almost Live! — Storyline

Almost Live! was a local sketch comedy television show in Seattle, Washington, USA, produced and broadcast by NBC affiliate KING-TV from 1984 to 1999. A re-packaged version of the show also aired on Comedy Central from 1992 to 1993, and episodes aired on WGRZ-TV in the late 1990s. The show was broadcast on Saturday nights at 11:30, pushing Saturday Night Live back to midnight. The show is now aired in reruns by the Seattle NBC affiliate following Saturday Night Live.

Cast & Crew

• Starring: John Keister, Pat Cashman, Tracey Conway, Nancy Guppy, Ross Shafer, Bob Nelson, Bill Nye, Joel McHale

Almost Live! — Series Details

Almost Live! — Episode Guide

Season 5

• E1: Episode 1 (1989-10-02)
• E2: Episode 2
• E3: Episode 3
• E4: Episode 4
• E5: Episode 5
• E6: Episode 6
• E7: Episode 7
• E8: Episode 8
• E9: Episode 9
• E10: Episode 10
• E11: Episode 11
• E12: Episode 12
• E13: Episode 13
• E14: Episode 14
• E15: Episode 15
• E16: Episode 16
• E17: Episode 17
• E18: Space Needle Collapse (1989-04-01) — On April Fools Day 1989, Seattle's local sketch comedy show "Almost Live" ran this segment as a prank.
• E19: Episode 19
• E20: Episode 20
• E21: Episode 21
• E22: Episode 22
• E23: Episode 23
• E24: Episode 24
• E25: Episode 25
• E26: Episode 26 (1989-05-28)

Season 6

• E1: Sitizens To Save Selig (1989-09-23) — Expresso Letter Express; Shame of Seattle; Neptune’s Moon Triton with JPL; College Tips; Needles in Seattle Parks.
• E2: Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan (1989-09-30) — Ordering Pizza at Halftime; Artsy Fartsy Commercial; Bill Nye the Science Guy; This Here Place Home Improvement.
• E3: Chainsaw C.P.A. (1989-10-07) — Boeing Strike; Chainsaw C.P.A.; Centennial Celebration: Bigfoot; Mariners Locker Room; The Urban Sportsman; The Lame List.
• E4: How To Choose a Video Rental (1989-10-14) — Truant Officer; Cross-Training With Bill Nye; Office Salt Lick; Channelers Convention in Yelm; The Finger Olympics.
• E5: Tips on Inexpensive Fun (1989-10-21) — DJ Cop; Non-competitive Competing; Re-enactment News Network; Tips on Inexpensive Fun; Seasons In the Sun.
• E6: High Five’N White Guys (1989-10-28) — Best of List; High Five’N White Guys; Defeating Monsters; Chamber of Horrors; Seattle Halloween Costumes; Surprisingly Pleasant Vietnam Vet.
• E7: Speedwalker saves Kingdome (1989-11-04) — Speedwalker; Boeing contract negotiations; Uncle Buzz; The Lame List.
• E8: Celebrating Washington state's 100th birthday (1989-11-11) — Cold open on mayor rice being elected, mind your manners, easy listening news, quick shopping and Washington celebrates 100th anniversary.
• E9: Bill Nye the Science Guy solves an age-old question (1989-11-18) — High Five’n White Guys, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Great Minds Address the Issues, Channel U, I Married a Channeler
• E10: A Thanksgiving special from the booth (1989-12-02) — Smoothing things out in Tacoma, minding your manners, the Speed Walker and more.
• E11: Getting to the bottom of viewer questions (1989-12-09) — Seahawks locker room, The Men from Sprouts, Scopin Movies, and more.
• E12: Refrigerator Magnet Theater (1990-01-13) — Seahawks Santa cold open, Loser magazine, KJR music, holiday gift rules, This here place, Refrigerator Magnet Theater.
• E13: Looking back at 1989 with 'We Didn't Start the Fire' PNW rendition (1990-01-20) — Your Matters, The Lame List, PNW "We Didn’t Start the Fire" and more.
• E14: Lighting things on fire with Bill Nye (1990-01-27) — Ideas for the M’s, New athletic shoes, Chewing tobacco or nose things, Bill Nye science experiment, French wine or hockey player, Really hard copy.
• E15: Andy Kaufmann and his giant frogs (1990-02-03) — Superbowl pre-pre-pre-game show, Andy Kaufmann and his giant frogs and more.
• E16: Activism Training 10 (1990-02-10) — Pullman cold open; DJ Priest; Activism Training 101; Retrospective of 80s music; DonnyBrook; and more.
• E17: Pres. H. W. Bush press conference cold open, special guest Jay Leno (1990-02-17) — Presidential press conference cold open, High Five’n White Guys, Atitude News, America’s Wackiest Home Videos, Refrigerator Magnet Theater
• E18: Healing Zeppelin syndrome (1990-02-24) — Nordstroms cold open, Stolen Nova, Ed’s Express, Zeppelin syndrome, The Answer is Ball, Almost Live kit, 90s Action series.
• E19: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups (1990-03-03) — Mind Your Manners, Bill Nye the Science Guy, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, and Flyin’ Low.
• E20: Get the real theater experience with Movie Mates (1990-04-14) — Movie Mates, The Flying Karamazov Brothers; Kenneth Moss; The John report; Five Clerks.
• E21: Earth Day cold open, The John Report (1990-04-21) — Recycled tape Earth Day cold open, DJ/MD, Project Environment, The Pump by Reebok, The John Report, and more.
• E22: A low-speed chase to Bremerton (1990-04-28) — Speed walker, Comic Diane Ford, Spaceman Doug, The John Report; Psycho Sushi.
• E23: High Five'N White Guys Day Off (1990-05-05) — High Five’N White Guys day off, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, The John Report and more.
• E24: The Last Northwesterner (1990-05-12) — Meet John’s mom, trade agreement with California, The Last Northwesterner, Bill Nye, Folk songs of the M’s, The John Report, Flyin’ Low.
• E25: Kingdog apology, The Hunter-Gatherer Report (1990-05-19) — Kingdog cold open, Mind Your Manners, The Hunter Gather Report, This Here Place, The John Report and more.
• E26: Random Personality PSA (1990-05-26) — Random Personality PSA; Money Can and Can't; Almost Live Training Film No. 32 – How Guys Barbeque; RoboSlug; The John Report; Comedian Peter Gaulke; Flyin' Low – Nothin' But Blue S

Season 7

• E1: Get a second chance with ‘Life Rewind’ (1990-09-29) — Get a second chance with ‘Life Rewind’; ‘The Boz: A Tribute’; Selling the station; The John Report; High-Five’N White Guys; Lynch’s Home Videos.
• E2: Working out with the Cooking Psychologist (1990-10-06) — Short passes cold open, Mind Your Manners, The 1 Minute Relationship, Working out with the Cooking Psychologist and more.
• E3: DJ/Waiter takes your order (1990-10-13) — DJ/Waiter, Jake Johannsen standup, Middle management suck-ups, The John Report.
• E4: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Ballard Driving Academy (1990-10-20) — Norm Johnson cold open, Ballard Driving Academy, Bill Nye the Science Guy and more.
• E5: Save on healthcare at the Medical Wearhouse (1990-10-27) — Seattle’s best of cold open, speed walker, Medical Wearhouse, The John Report, Carrie Snow standup, Refrigerator magnet theater.
• E6: Boyfriend Basics and the Miracle of Sluggy (1990-11-03) — Election cold open, Mind Your Manners, Boyfriend Basics, Telephone Helper, The Miracle of Sluggy and more.
• E7: The 'Big Bill' (1990-11-10) — High-Five'n White Guys on the Waterfront, The Bill Bill, The John Report, comedian Peter Gaulke, and Jet Guy.
• E8: COPS on Mercer Island, How to Ruin Your Thanksgiving (1990-11-17) — The Kicker and The Screamer and The Slapper, COPS on Mercer Island, The John Report, How to Ruin Your Thanksgiving and more.
• E9: What will Dale Ellis do next? (1990-12-01) — What stupid thing will Ellis do next?, Urban Wildlife, Critics at Large, The John Report, Elliot Max.
• E10: First 90s Christmas gift ideas (1990-12-08) — Smart Card, 90s Christmas gifts, The Worst Girlfriend in the World, The John Report and more.
• E11: Measured response or overreaction? (1990-12-15) — Measured response or overreaction, Bill Nye, A Woman’s Place, Holiday Hunk, The John Report, An OK Life.
• E12: Date with an Engineer (1991-01-12) — Frenetic Pace, Jeff Said it Would Happen, It’s a Phone, Believe it, Unbelievable Places and more.
• E13: A Day at the Office (1991-01-19) — Comprehensive comedy coverage, Beaver Cleaverhands, Urban Wildlife shorts, A Day at the Office, The John Report, WSU Trivial Pursuit, AL Special Report.
• E14: Vanishing Seattle (1991-01-26) — Jet Guy, Pout Paddle and Swellco, Vanishing Seattle, The John Report and more.
• E15: Welcome to Video Zone (1991-02-01) — Gulf War bold open, Speed Walker, NRN, Video Zone, The John Report.
• E16: Married with Badges, Video Valentine (1991-02-09) — Married with Badges, Video Valentine, Grateful Dead Travel Tours, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups and more.
• E17: The Man Behind the Desk (1991-02-16) — Mind your Manners, Things Bigger than they need to be, Naps Inc., Cheat to Win!, The Man Behind the Desk, The John Report, Curse of the Old Girlfriends.
• E18: Programming You Can't Get on Real Television (1991-03-02) — KING is sold, High Five N White Guys, Programming You Can’t Get on Real Television and more.
• E19: Surprise appearance by A. Whitney Brown (1991-03-09) — The Dysfunctionals, Urban Vultures, A. Whitney Brown joins the show, The John Report
• E20: Pack of Reporters (1991-03-16) — Pack of Reporters, Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest, The Institute of Talk Show Guests, Hanford Bar & Grill, The John Report.
• E21: The Thoroughly Modern Jerk (1991-03-23) — The Thoroughly Modern Jerk, Oregon Dept. of Transportation PSA, Bill Nye Plays with Fire, The John Report.
• E22: The Family to be Feud (1991-04-06) — The Baby Squad, Quantum Leak, Family to be Feud, Foreign Language for Males.
• E23: Welcome to Veggie Kill (1991-04-13) — Veggie Kill restaurant, A Woman’s Place, Bad Dry beer, Tax Weasels, Classic conversations, John Report.
• E24: COPS in Kent (1991-04-27) — Speed Walker, School of Advertising Copywriters, COPS in Kent, The John Report.
• E25: Guest appearance by Elliott Maxx (1991-05-04) — High Five’n White Guys, FM 104 the Mountain, Round Table, and The John Report with guest Elliott Maxx.
• E26: Quitters of America (1991-05-11) — Mind Your Manners, Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest, Quitters of America, and more.
• E27: Bill Nye the Science Guy (1991-05-18) — Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold, Jet Guy, Urban Wildlife, Bill Nye the Science Guy. Ditzy Babe, The John Report and more.

Season 8

• E1: Wonderful Discoveries and Apple Keith (1991-09-28) — Nerdy Something, Urban Wildlife, Apple Keith, Wonderful Discoveries and more.
• E2: COPS in Wallingford (1991-10-05) — Bor-doz, just lustin, COPS in Wallingford, The John Report, The Lame List.
• E3: Modern Love (1991-10-12) — Mind Your Manners, A Woman’s Place, Modern Love, 80’s Land, Trendsetters, The John Report and more.
• E4: Men Are Bad (1991-10-19) — How to Watch the Big Game, Men Are Bad, How Seattle Is It, The Songs That Make You Cry, The John Report.
• E5: Boeing Workout (1991-10-26) — The Boeing Workout; Governor Booth Gardner; Halloween Treats; Anxiety Man!; Denim Alert; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Relation Translation Inc.; Crappy Old Car Show; The John Report;
• E6: The UW Locker Room (1991-11-02) — The UW Locker Room; Yes on initiative 454; The missed best of Seattle; Speed Walker Lotto ticket heist; Yes on Initiative 401K; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest – Gold Digger; Yes on In
• E7: Stationary Bike Workout (1991-11-09) — Stationary Bike Workout; Sea-Tac Airport Improvements; Streetwaling Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; College Nickname or Thing in the Ocean; Boyz on the Hood; Roger Tarlington is sorry fo
• E8: Husky Beaver Highlights (1991-11-16) — Husky Beaver Highlights; New Washington State Slogans; The Male Clinic; Urban Wildlife – Streetcorner Gnats; How To be a Video Store Clerk; College Talk; Urban Wildlife – Order Des
• E9: Old Yeller (1991-11-23) — Old Yeller; High Fivin' White Guys in the Pouring Rain; What the Northwest is Thankful For; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Five Disks of Death; Monday on a Woman's Place; The
• E10: How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas (1991-12-14) — How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas; Requested music; TV Christmas Specials; Sluggy Saves Christmas; Fairy Tail Character of American Fascist; Button Your Fly Seattle; Northwest Christma
• E11: Sing Along With Nirvana (1992-01-11) — Sing Along With Nirvana; Communism going-out-of-business sale; Almost Live Community Calendar; Tobacco Cola; Who Killed J.F.K. Today?; Halftime look at Evergreen State College; The
• E12: King of the Couch (1992-11-18) — King of the Couch; Eastside Olympics; Faces Places and Beer; Later Tonight part 1; Lover's Li'l Lie Detector; Up With TV; Later Tonight part 2; Folk Songs of South King County; The
• E13: Tool Train Intro (1992-11-25) — Tool Train; How to Make the Super Bowl More Exciting; Date of the Month Club; The State of Mercer Island Address; Seattle Pro Coaches Halfway House; The Collector; The State of Bel
• E14: Congressional Intro (1992-02-01)
• E15: Living Hell Lady (1992-02-08)
• E16: Tequila Week In Review (1992-02-15)
• E17: Australian Rules Chess (1992-02-22)
• E18: Great Chefs of Tukwila (1992-02-29) — Great Chefs of Tukwila; New U.W. Relationship Policy; Jet Guy in "The Early Years"; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 1; Jerk-A-Derm; Suburban Rebels; Karaoke at Bill Douga
• E19: 45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans (1992-04-04) — 45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans; Musical Proposals; Seattle Summer; Monday on A Woman's Place; Reabok; Pushed to Far; Tueday on A Woman's Place; Say It With Flowers; The
• E20: John Keister Steroid Workout (1992-04-11) — John Keister Steroid Workout; Governor Locke's New Policies; Searching to signing a new band; Urban Wildlife – Supermarket Snail; Trendsetters; Studs From Microsoft; Urban Wildlife
• E21: The Tiny Show That Moves Around (1992-04-18) — The Tiny Show That Moves Around; 1962 World's Fair Predictions; Guy & Gizmo; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); Super Hero Answer Bureau; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); Fal
• E22: Stocks & Bondage (1992-04-25) — Stocks & Bondage; Jay Leno monologue; During their lifetime…; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Hoops of Fury; Subtitle Theater (1); Val Rippington's Used Men Lot; Uniquely North
• E23: Opening Day of Boating Season (1992-05-02)
• E24: The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode (1992-05-09) — The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode; Diamond Claw Amphitheater Acts; The High-Fiv'n White Guys in Canada; Musical Term of Obscure African Country; Deadhead Home Remedies; What t
• E25: Bellevue Vice (1992-05-16) — Bellevue Vice; Regional Anthems; COPS in Ballard; Washington In-State Higher Education Council – Bellingham Community College; Bill Bye the Science Guy; Washington In-State Higher
• E26: Episode 26

Season 9

• E1: High Pitched Girls (1992-10-03) — The High Pitched Girls; Other Buy-Backs; The Cool Dying Olympics; Monday on A Woman's Place; Book Beat; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; We
• E2: The Crappiest Gardner in the World (1992-10-10) — The Crappiest Gardner in the World; Bellevue Historic Sites; Frenetic Pace; Urban Wildlife – Stairway Gazelle; Up With Human Beings; Urban Wildlife – Parking Pig; Folk Songs of the
• E3: Helium Week In Review (1992-10-17) — Helium Week In Review; Why Seattle is No. 1 For Business; Trendsetters; TV Listings (1); The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Me!; TV Listings (2); Dysfunctional Family Shopping Networ
• E4: Gargling for Dollars (1992-10-24)
• E5: Really Bad Gymnastics (1992-10-31) — Really Bad Gymnastics; Telling political candidates apart from Halloween costumes; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Downtown Adventure; Subtitle Theater (1); The Red Meat Council; Subtitl
• E6: Corporate Big Wigs (1992-11-07)
• E7: Aerobic Preacher (1992-11-14) — Aerobic Preacher; Looking at people's cars to get to know them; Mind your Manners with Billy Quan in Library of Death; Monday on A Woman's Place; Today Tonight; Tuesday on A Woman'
• E8: The Painful Gourmet (1992-11-21) — The Painful Gourmet; Other Tacoma Improvements; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); 1950's Dad; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); The Worst Girlfriend
• E9: Grateful Dead Party Machine (1992-12-05) — Grateful Dead Party Machine; Disneyworld Northwest Themes; Frenetic Pace; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 1; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He'd Let 'Em All Die; Betty and Vero
• E10: Thighmaster Forum (1992-12-12)
• E11: Budget Taxidermy (1993-01-09)
• E12: America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos (1993-01-16) — America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos; Edmonds H.S. Band Fundraisers; Danger Office; Inauguration Day Events (1); Distract a Japanese Kid; Inauguration Day Events (2); COPS in Redmon
• E13: Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors (1993-01-23) — Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors; Clinton's Administrative Changes; Party Stoppers; Subtitle Theatre (1); Swearing in the President; The Survivalist; Elderly Shoppin
• E14: The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer (1993-01-30) — The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer; Other Celebrity Side Deals; Super Bowl Simulator; Preppy Character in Literature or San Francisco 49ers Lineman; Hate Me Perfume; Frat Chat; Aus
• E15: The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party (1993-02-06) — The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party; KIRO News Changes; The Incredible, Really, Really, Long Journey of Sluggy; Risk Takers! (1); Psychologist Richard Snandle; Risk Takers! (2);
• E16: The World's Most Sickening Couple (1993-02-13)
• E17: Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants (1993-02-20) — Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants; Ways to Balance the Budget; The Making of Studs of South King County Calendar; A Woman's Place (1); Beat The Biological Clock; A Woman's Place (
• E18: Running With Scissors (1993-02-27)
• E19: Northern Exposure (1993-03-27) — Northern Exposure; Bill Gates' Wedding Plans; Bag Over Your Head; People of Mercer Island talk about 'The Crying Game'; Amazingly Wonderful Products; People of Lynwood talk about '
• E20: Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders (1993-04-03) — Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders; Summit Highlights; Falling Down in Seattle; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 1; KCTS PBS pledge drive; Almost Live's Little Instruction B
• E21: Great Artists of Fife (1993-04-10) — Great Artists of Fife; Little-Known Northwest Tax Tips; The Dysfunctionals; Mexican Food of Suburb of L.A..; Dish Rag; Revolutionary Leader of Type of Volkswagen; Touch tone menu;
• E22: Men Who Design Women's Swimsuits (1993-04-24)
• E23: Wild Kingdom Intro (1993-05-01)
• E24: The Near Sighted Dart Tournament (1993-05-08) — The Near Sighted Dart Tournament; Looking at John's checkbook; DJ Pilot; Totally Escort Barbi; Me!; Classic Conversations – No. 89 "Oh, My God"; The John Report; Yorky Sack
• E25: Corporate Stairmaster (1993-05-15)
• E26: Australian Rules Golf (1993-05-22)

Season 10

• E1: Season 10 Press Conference (1993-09-25)
• E2: Let's Scare the Amish (1993-10-02) — Let's Scare the Amish; Romantic Progression; Lisa Simmons Bad Date – Lisa Gets a New Job; Good Morning Madonna; STP, Better then Syrup; "Do you think she's a little too thin?" The
• E3: Sleepless In Seattle (1993-10-09) — Sleepless In Seattle; Harvey Kane Crossed Eyed Cop; What Bugs Stan – Lyrics to Bread Songs; Public Access Channel 29 – Emerald City Eligibles; Eternal Questions – Breast Size; The
• E4: Rude Noise Forum (1993-10-16)
• E5: French for Puppets (1993-10-23) — French for Puppets; Local celebrity movie reviews; Capable Woman; Headbanger Hair; First Date Postgame Show; Chatting about boyfriends; The John Report; Stop Doing That
• E6: Mormon Mission Triathlon (1993-10-30) — Mormon Mission Triathlon; Are you fed up with the way things are?; Simple costume ideas; Librarians; Today Tonight – Gilligan Therapy; Debate between Norm Rice and David Stern; The
• E7: Housework Training for Men (1993-11-06) — Housework Training for Men; Northwest college dorm improvements; The Capheads; NAFTA Mania; Coalition of Women for a Gentler America; "Is that your wife?"; The John Report; Modern
• E8: VCR Summit (1993-11-13) — VCR Summit; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Perot-Zac; Conversations with Mom; Live from Protest Central on Capitol Hill; Tom Chase – Urine Drug Test Monitor; The John Report; The
• E9: The Secret Thoughts of Mike Lowry (1993-11-20)
• E10: A Watched Pot Never Boils (1993-12-04)
• E11: It's A Fife Xmas (1993-12-11) — It's A Fife Xmas; Corporate Volunteerism; DJ/Santa; Internet Computer Systems; Almost Live Gift giving guide; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; The Lame List or What's
• E12: Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon (1994-01-08) — Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon; Auburn Etiquette tips; Talk radio host getting everyone involved; A diamond is expensive…; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt. 1; The Grateful Gourmet
• E13: Tonya Harding's Dance Party (1994-01-15)
• E14: Trash Talking Accountants (1994-01-22)
• E15: The Stupidest Guy In The World (1994-01-29)
• E16: The Costco Gourmet (1994-02-05)
• E17: Crotch Grabbing Folk Singers (1994-02-12)
• E18: Jumping Off The Sonics Bandwagon (1994-02-19)
• E19: What Would Have Been Really Cool (1994-02-26)
• E20: Martin Scorsese's Goodgals (1994-04-02)
• E21: Madonna's Career (1994-04-09)
• E22: A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney in a Dark Alley… (1994-04-23)
• E23: Gaywatch (1994-04-30)
• E24: Message from the Supersonics (1994-05-07)
• E25: Women Trying on Bathing Suits (1994-05-14)
• E26: Rolling Stones Summer Tour (1994-05-21)

Frequently Asked Questions

How many seasons does Almost Live! have? 11 season(s) with 286 episodes.

Where can I watch Almost Live!? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.