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Never the Twain (1981) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Never the Twain online in HD.

Never the Twain — Storyline

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane.

It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles.

The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

Cast & Crew

• Created by: Johnnie Mortimer
• Starring: Donald Sinden, Windsor Davies, Zara Nutley, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner, Derek Deadman

Never the Twain — Series Details

Never the Twain — Episode Guide

Season 1

• E1: Families At War (1981-09-07) — The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
• E2: Of Meissen Men (1981-09-14) — Veronica appears on the scene – causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
• E3: A Night At The Opera (1981-09-21) — Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
• E4: A Matched Pair (1981-09-28) — Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to ma
• E5: Nothing But The Truth (1981-10-05) — Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
• E6: Father Of The Groom (1981-10-19) — Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn

Season 2

• E1: Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ? (1982-09-07) — Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to f
• E2: As Young As You Feel (1982-09-14) — Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time sh
• E3: A Woman's Place … (1982-09-21) — David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's appare
• E4: Blood Brothers (1982-09-28) — Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
• E5: lf You Knew Susan (1982-10-05) — Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable
• E6: The More We Are Together (1982-10-12) — Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.

Season 3

• E1: Taking Stock (1983-10-10) — Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair
• E2: Partners (1983-10-17) — Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what t
• E3: A Nose For Quality (1983-10-24) — Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.
• E4: The End Of The Line (1983-10-31) — Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family
• E5: The Welsh Connection (1983-11-07) — Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
• E6: Not On The Same Wavelength (1983-11-14) — Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.

Season 4

• E1: A Home of Your Own (1984-11-08) — David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves in.
• E2: The Royal Connection (1984-11-15) — Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in the hope of finding that he has blue blood.
• E3: Words and Music (1984-11-22) — Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.
• E4: No Flame Like An Old Flame (1984-11-29) — Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.
• E5: Love's Neighbours' Lost (1984-12-06) — Oliver and Simon duel over a woman, Caroline. But they find that there is another man vying for her affections.
• E6: Come Fly with Me! (1984-12-13) — Following a recent spate of shop burglaries Simon installs a state of the art alarm system but when he forgets his passport breaks into the shop and sets it off, leading to his and

Season 5

• E1: In Whom We Tryst (1986-01-08) — Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.
• E2: Going, Going, Gone! (1986-01-15) — Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.
• E3: Thicker Than Water (1986-01-22) — Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.
• E4: Kung Who? (1986-01-29) — Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.
• E5: Reading Between the Lines (1986-02-05) — Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain in re
• E6: Definitely Not Cricket! (1986-02-12) — Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.

Season 6

• E1: Feed A Cold (1987-01-15) — Simon has a cold and Oliver offers to look after him.
• E2: Going to Pot (1987-01-22) — Ringo decides to get some culture. After meeting one of his teachers, Simon and Oliver are pleased to accept his invitation to dinner and Simon makes a discovery in the kitchen cup
• E3: Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing (1987-01-29) — Oliver has fallen in love, however trouble arises after he meets his future mother-in-law.
• E4: A Night to Remember (1987-02-05) — Burglars are in the neighbourhood, leading to an eventful night for the two households.
• E5: The Battle of Deveraux Dale (1987-02-12) — Lady Deveraux asks Simon and Oliver to take part in a historical re-enactment of a Civil War battle, the battle of Deveraux Dale, at the village fete. On the opposing side is the b
• E6: Affair of the Heart (1987-02-19) — Simon's ex-wife Stephanie arrives unexpectedly.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many seasons does Never the Twain have? 11 season(s) with 67 episodes.

Who created Never the Twain? Johnnie Mortimer.

Where can I watch Never the Twain? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.