Spooner's Patch (1979) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Spooner's Patch online in HD.
Spooner's Patch — Storyline
Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Johnny Speight, Ray Galton
- Starring: Donald Churchill, Peter Cleall, John Lyons, Patricia Hayes
Spooner's Patch — Series Details
| First Air Date | 1979-07-09 |
| Seasons | 3 |
| Episodes | 19 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Network | ITV1 |
| Status | Ended |
| Rating | 8/10 (2 votes) |
Spooner's Patch — Episode Guide
Series 1
- E1: The Unwanted Prisoner (1979-07-09) — Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.
- E2: The Morning After… (1979-07-16) — Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.
- E3: The Share-Out (1979-07-30) — Bribery and corruption?
Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.
- E4: The Presentation Clock (1979-08-13) — Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station
- E5: Par for the Course (1979-08-20) — Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.
- E6: The Share-Out (1980-03-19) — The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on…
Series 2
- E1: High Noon (1980-09-04) — Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
- E2: Psycho on the Roof (1980-09-11) — Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
- E3: Spooner's Box (1980-09-18) — Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
- E4: Drag-Net (1980-09-25) — Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
- E5: Spooner's Thatch (1980-10-09) — Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
- E6: The Birthday Double (1980-10-16) — Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.
Series 3
- E1: The Big Match (1982-04-15) — Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
- E2: The Lock-Up (1982-04-22) — Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs…
- E3: Finders, Keepers…! (1982-04-29) — Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
- E4: The Sting (1982-05-06) — Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
- E5: Suffer the Little Children… (1982-05-13) — Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
- E6: Vote, Mrs Cantaford (1982-05-20) — Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
- E7: Police Intelligence (1982-08-24) — Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does Spooner's Patch have? 3 season(s) with 19 episodes.
Who created Spooner's Patch? Johnny Speight, Ray Galton.
Where can I watch Spooner's Patch? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.
