Svetlana (2010) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Svetlana online in HD.
Svetlana — Storyline
Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.
Cast & Crew
- Created by: Iris Bahr
- Starring: Iris Bahr
Svetlana — Series Details
| First Air Date | 2010-05-27 |
| Seasons | 2 |
| Episodes | 24 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Network | HDNet |
| Status | Ended |
| Rating | 7.3/10 (3 votes) |
Svetlana — Episode Guide
Season 1
- E1: Yellowcake (2010-05-27) — After a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid
- E2: Gumption (2010-06-03) — Svetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.
- E3: Wish Fulfillment (2010-06-10) — When Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.
- E4: Recession Special (2010-06-17) — The Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.
- E5: Sex Faces (2010-06-24) — Vlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.
- E6: Ointment (2010-07-01) — Svetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.
- E7: You're Svencome (2010-07-08) — The current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.
- E8: Crystal Methdown (2010-07-15) — Vlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Nata
- E9: Good Friggin Shabbes (2010-07-22) — Svetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school b
- E10: Eco-Shlong (2010-07-29) — Svetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg Ho
- E11: Throw Mama Back on the Plane (2010-08-05) — Svetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.
- E12: Snatchengil for the Stars (2010-08-12) — Svetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's
Season 2
- E1: Me Love You Decent Amount of Time (2011-04-27) — An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his
- E2: Narnia (2011-05-04) — After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a
- E3: Water-Board Certified (2011-05-11) — Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.
- E4: Amerimorphation (2011-05-18) — Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.
- E5: Corkage Fee (2011-05-25) — Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode f
- E6: Mom! Dad! (2011-06-01) — Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.
- E7: Milking It (2011-06-08) — When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exact
- E8: Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream" (2011-06-15) — While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.
- E9: Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF" (2011-06-22) — Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend'
- E10: Yearning for Zionism (2011-06-29) — Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.
- E11: Bringing Up Baby (2011-07-06) — When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.
- E12: Look It! (2011-07-13) — An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.
Frequently Asked Questions
How many seasons does Svetlana have? 2 season(s) with 24 episodes.
Who created Svetlana? Iris Bahr.
Where can I watch Svetlana? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.
