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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) is a comedy web series in English. On MovieLinkBD: full story, cast, ratings, season & episode guide, official trailer and where to watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps online in HD.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps — Storyline

The lives of five loveable, 20-somethings are followed in the northern town of Runcorn in Cheshire, England, where the friends meet often at a local pub to chat about life and love.

Cast & Crew

• Created by: Susan Nickson
• Starring: Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Freddie Hogan, Georgia Henshaw, Luke Gell

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps — Series Details

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps — Episode Guide

Series 1

• E1: Fags, Shags and Kebabs (2001-02-26) — In Runcorn there are two nearby pubs: the Mayhew where friends Janet, Donna, & Louise drink; and the Archer, where friends Jonny & Gaz drink. When Donna mentions to Janet that she
• E2: Spunk (2001-03-05) — Gaz hasn't called Donna in the week since their date, to soften her up for an undemanding relationship. The girls are weighing themselves, and Louise finds she weighs more than she
• E3: Bone with the Wind (2001-03-12) — Donna moves her toothbrush into Gaz's flat, and he reacts badly, thinking it's the first step to moving in completely. Meanwhile, Flo is encouraging Donna to move out of the family
• E4: Angry Wangry (2001-03-19) — Gaz wants to feel more attractive to women, and hones his chat-up techniques, only to be discovered by Donna at a club. Janet accepts an invitation from arty fellow-student Cameron
• E5: Lard (2001-03-26) — The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke'
• E6: Ugly Babies (2001-04-02) — The pitter patter of tiny feet may be just around the corner for Janet and Jonny. Janet turns to Donna and Louise for advice. Louise is her usual tactless self in her reaction, ‘

Series 2

• E1: On the Blob (2002-04-15) — Donna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz is scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father. Meanwhile, Louise is exercising her psychic powers and, following the spirits' care
• E2: Bungle (2002-04-22) — Jonny wins one thousand pounds on a scratch card and Janet thinks he's gonna buy an engagement ring, but Jonny has other ideas! Gaz & Donna decide to take their relationship a step
• E3: Dirty Girls (2002-04-29) — Janet re-discovers a love letter from her gorgeous ex and resorts to deception to prevent Jonny becoming jealous. Flo asks Donna to move out so she can set up a massage parlour in
• E4: Vomit (2002-05-06) — Jonny isn't feeling very well so it's up to Gaz to look after him as Janet has better things to do! Gaz goes to look for Janet and catches her snogging her ex boyfriend! Louise was
• E5: Crusty Curtains (2002-05-13) — Donna has moved in with Gaz, but it doesn't take long for Donna to walk out on him! Jonny has found out about Janet snogging Andy and he is furious with her. Gaz suggests he should
• E6: Mo Mo and Pigsy (2002-05-20) — After all the arguments, Donna is living with Jonny, while Janet is living with Gaz, but nobody really knows where anybody is! Donna suggests that Jonny should go to Andy's to ask

Series 3

• E1: Munch (2003-02-23) — Janet says she won't marry Jonny until he's got a job, so he's goes looking, but nobody will have him! Gaz finds out he has a brother and Louise has lunch with Janet's ex boyfriend
• E2: Fish (2003-03-02) — Gaz and Donna haven't had sex for a few days, and Donna gets a nasty shock when she comes home and see's what Gaz has done to himself! Jonny wants Janet to quit smoking to save a b
• E3: Kangaroo (2003-03-09) — After a bit of thought and advice from her mum, and Janet, Donna decides that she should try something new with Gaz, but she doesn't realise he's gonna bring Munch home with him! J
• E4: Beastiality (2003-03-16) — Louise is furious when she finds out that Donna once slept with David, but Donna's still the one who does the fighting! Janet decides that she and Jonny will have to get married wi
• E5: Hospikal (2003-03-23) — Jonny goes to see Janet's dad to beg for his permission for their wedding, and discovers he has a secret, but its a bit of a different secret to the one he tells Janet! Munch finds
• E6: Dresses, Dresses, Dresses (2003-03-30) — The girls go shopping for Janet's wedding dress, and Louise and Donna cause a bit of trouble, especially for Janet! Gaz and Jonny discover a new kind of beer with a bit of a differ
• E7: Fockin' Mokky Bokka (2003-04-06) — Jonny gets a job and an offer he can't refuse, Gaz and Donna are kept up all night, and David has tips for Louise on how to cope with growing up.
• E8: Jammy Dodgers (2003-04-13) — Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny, while Gaz wants Donna to go out so he can get passionate with himself.
• E9: Dump (2003-04-20) — Gaz gives Munch lessons in handling women, Jonny shows Donna how to get what she wants for freem while Louise gets an annoying social conscience.
• E10: Schluballybub (2003-04-27) — Gaz's backside is a cause for concern, while Janet has second thoughts about Jonny.

Series 4

• E1: Corinthian Dies (2004-02-15) — Gaz is furious with Donna after he suspects her of cheating on him with David, and even though he forgives her, it makes him none the more happier to discover she wants to go to Un
• E2: Piggy Goes Oink (2004-02-22) — Janet tells Jonny he has to move out of the house, he now has nowhere to go! Until he meets Kate, the barmaid in the pub, and they get very close! Gaz is still not happy with Donna
• E3: My Delicious Guava (2004-02-29) — Janet is still getting over losing Jonny, and Louise wants to move in with her, but a nasty spider gets in the way! Jonny tries to be manly to impress Kate on their first date, but
• E4: Cuggles (2004-03-07) — Jonny and Kate can't get any privacy to have sex, so Gaz lets them use the flat, which is all very well, until Donna gets home! Louise decides she needs to get a job after she grad
• E5: Purgatory (2004-03-14) — Gaz is feeling guilty about sleeping with Janet, but manages to keep it from Donna and doesn't tell her, although Janet, in a moment of guilt herself, can't help blurting it out to
• E6: Mate Date (2004-03-21) — Janet has a new boss at the bakery, that turns out to be Louise! But she has a rather different way of doing things! Donna wants Gaz to split Jonny and Kate up, but tells him not t
• E7: Homeless and Horny (2004-03-28) — Gaz has a problem, his penis, or ""Mr Nudge"" as he calls it, isn't working properly, he's tried everything, from fantasies about Fern Britton to wearing a cock ring! Jonny is stru
• E8: Filthy Brunching (2004-04-04) — Janet wants to introduce something a bit more adventurous in to her sex life with Jonny, but Jonny isn't playing along! Gaz is worried what Donna may be getting up too with her tut

Series 5

• E1: Dead (2005-01-02) — It's the day of the funeral – and our Jonny is there in the wheelchair. He may have survived, but that meant the loss of another character – Donna's mother Flo. Jonny is famous aft
• E2: Nobbly Bobbly (2005-01-09) — Donna has recieved some exciting news, her Mother left her house in her will. But Gaz isn't best pleased, as he believes Flo still haunts the cupboard under the stairs. Louise goes
• E3: Shrink (2005-01-16) — Louise is threatening to tell Donna and Jonny about when Janet and Gaz…y'know, did it. This come at the worst possible time for Janet as Jonny has just proposed to her again, but
• E4: Ecuador (2005-01-23) — Furious with Gaz for sleeping with Janet, Donna walks out, she can't bring herself to forgive either of them. Jonny has a present from Gaz, a £100 car, that he names Herbie. Louise
• E5: Potato People (2005-01-30) — Jonny and Louise get into trouble with some rampaging kids. Donna and Kelly team up to give Gaz a sexual surprise. Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.
• E6: Antlers (2005-02-06) — It's Jonny's Stag Night and Gaz's plans for the Night don't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Louise tryies to make Janet's Hen Party one of the Wildest ever.
• E7: Crab (2005-02-13) — It's the day of Jonny's and Janet wedding, and they're nowhere to be found! Gaz and Donna rush off looking for them. Gaz thinks he left Jonny tied to a lamppost, but the barmaid to
• E8: Fat (2005-02-20) — Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking. Donna has moved up in the bucket world, and is on a mission to sell 4,000 buckets in 5 days. Whi
• E9: Stot or Pronk (2005-02-27) — Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. And Donna tries to impress Gaz with a facelift.
• E10: Who's the Daddy? (2005-03-06) — In the last episode Gaz just got ran over by the ambulance which was going to Janets house. While Janet is in labour, she can't find Jonny! Jonny then sees Gaz being put in the amb
• E11: BaBaBaBaBa (2005-03-13) — When Janet becomes a baby bore Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Louise tries to bag herself one of Kelly's fellas. Donna and Gaz try their hand at babysitting.
• E12: God (2005-03-20) — Due to a rainstorm stopping, Louise begins to think she is God. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to teach Corinthian about biscuits and how to be a man, and Janet thinks about a Christening
• E13: Love 83199 (2005-03-29) — Jonny bids for a chance at his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise dates her mobile phone and finally gets herself an amazing boyfriend
• E14: Near, Far (2005-04-03) — In the last episode, Jonny was hoping to get the job at the biscuit factory and Gaz and Donna were hoping to get a house in the country side. Meanwhile Janet got offered a job on a

Series 6

• E1: Speedycruise! (2006-02-26) — Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.
• E2: Goblins (2006-03-05) — Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.
• E3: Mummy Cupboard (2006-03-12) — Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.
• E4: Cauliflower (2006-03-19) — Louise finally meets her real dad, but he seemed far more interested in Jonny.
• E5: Drunk (2006-03-26) — Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.
• E6: Croppity Crop (2006-04-02) — Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.
• E7: Finger Sniffing (2006-04-09) — Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.
• E8: War, Hurrgh! (2006-04-16) — Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.
• E9: Closing Time (2006-04-23) — Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 ye
• E10: When Janet Killed Jonny (2006-04-30) — With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. Th

Frequently Asked Questions

How many seasons does Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps have? 9 season(s) with 78 episodes.

Who created Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps? Susan Nickson.

Where can I watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps? See the Where to Watch section above for current streaming options.