Tyler Perry’s House of Payne (2007) Web Series — Cast, Story & Where to Watch | MovieLinkBD

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Tyler Perry's House of Payne — Storyline

A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event forces his nephew, CJ, and CJ’s kids to move in, putting three generations under one roof. This chaotic living situation takes its toll on cranky Pops, who is reluctant to have his routine disturbed. In addition to CJ’s family, Pops and Ella’s son, Calvin, a wise-cracking, broke college student, hangs out at home, making it impossible for any peace and quiet. It soon becomes evident just how wide the gap is, as the family tries to find a way to coexist through all of life’s hilarious ups and downs.

Cast & Crew

• Created by: Tyler Perry
• Starring: LaVan Davis, Cassi Davis, Allen Payne, Doc Shaw, Lance Gross, Keshia Knight Pulliam

Tyler Perry's House of Payne — Series Details

Tyler Perry's House of Payne — Episode Guide

Season 1

• E1: Bully and the Beast (2007-06-06) — Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.
• E2: I Can Cry If I Want To (2007-06-06) — C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.
• E3: More Than Meets the Eye (2007-06-13) — C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.
• E4: Busted (2007-06-13) — Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.
• E5: Lost and Found (2007-06-20) — C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.
• E6: Down and Outted (2007-06-20) — Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out
• E7: No Money, Mo’ Problems (2007-06-27) — C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the new
• E8: Just Say No (2007-06-27) — A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken televisi
• E9: Surprise, Surprise (2007-07-04) — Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.
• E10: Father Knows Best (2007-07-04) — Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.
• E11: I Keep Coming Up Short (2007-07-11) — Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
• E12: The Buck Stops Here (2007-07-11) — The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her s
• E13: Wax On, Wax Off (2007-07-18) — Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
• E14: Head of the Class (2007-07-18) — Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
• E15: Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1 (2007-07-25) — An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
• E16: Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2 (2007-07-25) — The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
• E17: Cracking Under Pressure (2007-08-01) — Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
• E18: Club PCP (2007-08-01) — Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
• E19: Sadly Mistaken (2007-08-08) — Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Mean
• E20: And Justice for All (2007-08-08) — Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
• E21: I Got the Hook Up (2007-08-15) — Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
• E22: Absolutely Positive (2007-08-15) — Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
• E23: The Perfect Storm (2007-08-22) — The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and
• E24: Teacher's Pet (2007-08-22) — After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamst
• E25: Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1 (2007-08-29) — Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
• E26: Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2 (2007-09-05) — Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
• E27: Weeping May Endure for a Night (2007-09-12) — Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates
• E28: The Big Test (2007-09-19) — C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
• E29: Balancing Act (2007-09-26) — C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
• E30: Why Can't We Be Friends (2007-10-03) — Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany d
• E31: Dog Day Afternoon (2007-10-10) — While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
• E32: New Beginnings (2007-10-17) — When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get
• E33: Heavy Petting (2007-10-24) — When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get
• E34: The Fast and the Furious (2007-10-31) — Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
• E35: Gone in 60 Seconds (2007-11-07) — Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to st
• E36: Lost Without U (2007-11-14) — C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces
• E37: I Rest My Case (2007-11-21) — Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.
• E38: A House is Not a Home (2007-11-28) — C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and th
• E39: Home Alone (2007-12-05) — Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves
• E40: The Wench Who Saved Christmas (2007-12-12) — Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited…except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Ch
• E41: Trial by Fire: Part 1 (2007-12-19) — When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to pr
• E42: Trial by Fire: Part 2 (2007-12-26) — When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to pr
• E43: Trial by Fire: Part 3 (2008-01-02) — As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.
• E44: Reality Check (2008-01-09) — The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect im
• E45: Piece of Mind (2008-01-16) — The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.
• E46: There's No Place Like Home (2008-01-23) — Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about ea
• E47: Mommie Dearest (2008-01-30) — C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival a
• E48: You Big Dummy (2008-02-06) — Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie
• E49: It's a Boy (2008-02-13) — Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.
• E50: No Payne, No Gain (2008-02-20) — Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt fo
• E51: Devil in a Blue Suit (2008-02-27) — Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanw
• E52: Bad Influence (2008-03-05) — Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.
• E53: Play on Playa (2008-03-12) — Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
• E54: It's Getting Hot in Here (2008-03-19) — C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
• E55: Don't Get It Twisted (2008-03-26) — The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Season 2

• E1: Wife Swap (2008-03-05) — Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dream
• E2: Stop Being All Funky (2008-03-05) — C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.
• E3: Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner (2008-03-12) — As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Mirand
• E4: Game Over (2008-03-12) — The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that up
• E5: Crazy in Love (2007-12-12) — Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life – much to the amusement of
• E6: Time to Clean House (2007-09-19) — The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile
• E7: Living with Liz (2007-09-19) — Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especiall
• E8: Aches and Paynes (2007-09-19) — Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other peo
• E9: It's a Boy (2007-09-19) — While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt
• E10: The Big Bang Theory (2007-09-26) — Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to
• E11: Step It Up (2007-09-26) — Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, bu
• E12: Expectations (2007-09-26) — Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable
• E13: Cheers (2007-12-05) — Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.
• E14: Can I Get a Witness? (2008-01-30) — Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witn
• E15: Commencement Day (2007-12-19) — Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.
• E16: A Shock to the System (2007-12-26) — Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insu
• E17: Moral Dilemma (2008-01-02) — When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family,
• E18: Sex, Lies and Videotapes (2007-12-05) — CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.
• E19: The Beat Down (2007-12-05) — Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.
• E20: Respect Me (2007-12-05) — Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a st
• E21: Trial By Fire Pt. 2 (2007-12-12) — Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his ne
• E22: Trial By Fire Pt. 3 (2007-12-12) — The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.
• E23: Crazy in Love (2007-12-12) — Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J.
• E24: Reality Check (2007-12-19) — The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children
• E25: Piece of Mind (2007-12-19) — The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

Season 3

• E1: Aches and Paynes (2008-01-02) — Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see
• E2: The Big Bang Theory (2008-01-09) — Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwh
• E3: Step It Up (2008-01-09) — Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, bu
• E4: No Pain, No Gain (2008-01-16) — Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt fo
• E5: Devil in a Blue Suit (2008-01-16) — The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.
• E6: Bad Influence (2008-01-23) — Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhil
• E7: Play on Playa (2008-01-23) — Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
• E8: Its Getting Hot in Here (2008-01-30) — C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
• E9: Don't Get It Twisted (2008-01-30) — The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.
• E10: Wife Swap (2008-03-05) — Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dream
• E11: Stop Being All Funky (2008-03-05) — Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis deve
• E12: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? (2008-03-12) — As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Mirand
• E13: Game Over (2008-03-12) — The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that up
• E14: Can I get a Witness? (2008-03-19) — Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get
• E15: Commencement Day (2008-03-19) — Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder
• E16: A Shock to the System (2008-03-26) — Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.
• E17: Compromising Position (2008-03-26) — Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.
• E18: Moral Dilemma (2008-04-02) — When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.
• E19: Sex, Lies and Videotapes (2008-04-02) — C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.
• E20: Time to Clean House (2008-04-09) — The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is
• E21: Living with Liz (2008-04-09) — Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.
• E22: Beat Down (2008-04-16) — Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.
• E23: Expectations (2008-04-16) — Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.
• E24: Cheers (2008-04-23) — Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.
• E25: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me (2008-04-23) — Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.

Season 4

• E1: Driving Me Crazy (2008-06-04) — Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.
• E2: Reunited and￢ﾀﾦ..It Don't Feel so Good (2008-06-04) — Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.
• E3: What the-? (2008-06-04) — Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.
• E5: How Do You Spell….It's All About Me? (2008-06-11) — Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.
• E6: And….Cut! (2008-06-11) — Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.
• E7: Old School vs. New School (2008-06-18) — It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.
• E8: Fire and Disire (2008-06-18) — Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.
• E9: Unsung Heros (2008-06-25) — Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe
• E10: Pissed, Poor and Paranoid (2008-06-25) — Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbersh
• E11: True Lies (2008-07-02) — Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and pos
• E12: That Sounds Sweet (2008-07-02) — Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress
• E13: Meet the Lucases (2008-07-09) — Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.
• E14: Out on a Limb (2008-07-09) — Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip—and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda
• E15: Can't Buy Me Love (2008-07-16) — Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda—but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a
• E16: To Have and to Hold (2008-07-16) — Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance bloom
• E17: Unexpected Results (2008-07-23) — When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted—in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbl
• E18: Let's Get Ready to Rumble (2008-07-23) — The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at th
• E19: Father's Day (2008-07-30) — Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.
• E21: All is Not Lost! (2008-07-30) — With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further
• E22: Party Over Here! (2008-08-06) — Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize th
• E23: The Last Supper (2008-08-06) — Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting s
• E24: We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1) (2008-08-06) — It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.
• E25: We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2) (2008-08-06) — Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.
• E77: Labor Paynes (2) (2008-12-03)
• E79: Guys' Night Out, girls Night In (2008-06-04) — Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

Season 5

• E1: Labor Paynes (1) (2008-12-03) — Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospi
• E2: Labor Paynes (2) (2008-12-03) — While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.
• E3: Your Wife's a Payne (2008-12-10) — Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel
• E4: Casa De Payne (2008-12-10) — Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket whe
• E5: It's A Payne Growing Up (2008-12-17) — Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda t
• E6: Payne And Prejudice (2008-12-17) — The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.
• E7: Payneful News (2009-02-11) — Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."
• E8: Payneful Loss (2009-02-11) — Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while
• E9: Payneful Employment (2009-02-18) — CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.
• E10: Slightly Payneful Truth (2009-02-18) — Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.
• E11: Joy and Payne (2009-02-25) — Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.
• E12: A Sisters Payne (2009-02-25) — Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.
• E13: A Grand Payne (2009-03-04) — Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.
• E14: Games People Play (2009-03-04) — The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting
• E15: Help Wanted (2009-04-08) — Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.
• E16: Old Lady Paynes (2009-04-08) — When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at th
• E17: I Don't Know This Payne (2009-04-15) — Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'
• E18: Paul Mall (2009-04-15) — Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.
• E19: With Friends Like These (2009-04-22) — Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left i
• E20: The Talent Show (2009-04-22) — The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and th
• E21: Bringing Down the House (2009-04-29) — The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out o
• E22: Moving Day (2009-04-29) — Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin an
• E23: Moving Out (2009-05-27) — Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin an
• E24: Back Where We Belong (2009-05-27) — Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Oliv
• E25: Surprise! (Part 1 of 2) (2009-06-03) — Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.
• E26: Surprise! (Part 2 of 2) (2009-06-03) — Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

Season 6

• E1: Where's the Payne? (2009-11-04) — A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and
• E2: Recurring Paynes (2009-11-04) — Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in
• E3: Wigging Out (2009-11-11) — Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confus
• E4: Payne Speaking (2009-11-11) — Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who pla
• E5: Parental Payne (2009-11-18) — Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposi
• E6: Payne, Payne Go Away (2009-11-18) — It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling
• E7: Marriage Paynes (2009-11-25) — All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a
• E8: Ms. Curtis (2009-12-02) — It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unw
• E9: Oh Christmas Payne (2009-12-09) — Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).
• E10: Til Payne Do Us Part (2009-12-23) — Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.
• E11: Payneful Reunion (2010-03-03) — When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable l
• E12: From the Mouths of Babes (2010-03-03) — The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.
• E13: Blackout X 3 (2010-03-10) — A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.
• E14: Lady Sings to Blue (2010-03-10) — The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese—that is, he becomes captivated by Japa
• E15: Something Brewing (2010-03-17) — Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray th
• E16: Seal of Approval (2010-03-17) — Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department—but it's not in the capacity he expected.
• E17: Payneful Pie (2010-03-25) — Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.
• E18: How Do You Like Your Roast? (2010-03-25) — Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.
• E19: Curtis Sings the Blues (2010-03-31) — Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete
• E20: Firestorm (2010-03-31) — During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.
• E21: Heartbeat (2010-04-07) — A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.
• E22: Through the Fire (2010-04-07) — Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.
• E23: The Bible: King Payne's Version (2010-04-14) — Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.
• E24: Matured Investment (2010-04-14) — A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive—and they have unique notions about relationships.
• E25: Who's Your Daddy, Now? (2010-04-21) — Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.
• E26: Feet of Clay (2010-04-21) — Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child en
• E27: Date Night X 3 (2010-04-28) — The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.
• E28: Watch the Son Shine (2010-04-28) — Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.
• E29: The Drinking Game (2010-05-05) — Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles wi
• E30: Who's on Top? (2010-05-05) — CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.
• E31: Help! Help! Help! (2010-05-12) — When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Payn
• E32: Stinging Payne (2010-05-12) — CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.
• E33: Worth Fighting For (2010-05-19) — Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.
• E34: Who's Your Nanny (2010-05-19) — The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.
• E35: The Chef (2010-05-26) — Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's s
• E36: My Fair Curtis (2010-05-26) — Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.
• E37: Rest for the Weary (2010-06-02) — Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.
• E38: Thug Life (2010-06-02) — Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.
• E39: Rehabilitation (2010-06-09) — CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.
• E40: A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed (2010-06-09) — Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.
• E41: House Guest (2011-01-05) — Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jaz
• E42: Payne Showers (2011-01-05) — Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but wh
• E43: Playing With Fire (2011-01-12) — Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.
• E44: When the Payne's Away (2011-01-12) — While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this pre
• E45: Beginnings (2011-01-19) — Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.
• E46: Payne-ful Resolution (2011-01-19) — Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate momen

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